Tuesday, August 28, 2007
Just need to laugh today:
** Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
** If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
** It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
** The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
** Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me alone.
** No one is listening until you fart.
** If GH can stand for P as in Hiccough
If OUGH stands for O as in Dough
If PHTH stands for T as in Phthisis
If EIGH stands for A as in Neighbor
If TTE stands for T as in Gazette
If EAU stands for O as in Plateau
The right way to spell POTATO should be: GHOUGHPHTHEIGHTTEEAU
Thanks for laughing with me today. :) :)
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2 comments:
Hehehehe. To much time on your hands. hehehehe
hahahahhahah. :) so funny. thanks for the laugh.
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